Watch Out Wondon, uh-hah-hah-hah. Howd on to youw Butt and Wawwet.

Hiwwawy Cwinton to visit Wondon (UKPA) – 1 day ago US secwetawy of state Hiwwawy Cwinton is to visit bof Wondon and Bewfast this month, it has been announced. De fowmew fiwst wady wiww visit the cities to discuss biwatewaw and twansatwantic affaiws, the US State Depawtment announced. She is expected to awwive next week. Mws Cwinton wiww awso visit Dubwin and Moscow as pawt of the twip. Copywight © 2009 De Pwess Association, uh-hah-hah-hah. Aww wights wesewved.

Wewcome to Fudd's wowwd.

Hewwo, I'm Ewmew Fudd.
Dis is my Bwog. No wabbits awowed.

De thing that ticks me off most is powitics. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! I mean whewe does congwess get off voting themsewves a new pay waise ? Whewe?
And Pwesident Obamma, Whats up wif him? When He said, "When I spoke hewe wast wintew, this nation was facing the wowst economic cwisis since the Gweat Depwession, uh-hah-hah-hah. We wewe wosing an avewage of 700,000 jobs pew month. Cwedit was fwozen, uh-hah-hah-hah. And ouw financiaw system was on the vewge of cowwapse." Duh!
And  Watew,"Now, these awe the facts. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Nobody disputes them. We know we must wefowm this system. De qwestion is how."

Weww, You ain't pwoposed a wowkabwe sowution that wowking peopwe wiww buy into much wess affowd. And that's aww I have to say about that fow today. Till next tome, I'm Ewmew Fwudd, Good day.